可以放松心情的搞笑词语，沙雕有趣，适合发朋友圈搞怪一下！

炸鸡如此多娇，引无数美少年肥了缠。

Fried chicken so many Jiao, attracted countless girls fat waist.

丑人多说是这句话不假，因为长得好看的，无理取闹叫可人。

It's true that ugly people do more mischief, because good-looking people are called coquetry.

天是蓝的，海是植的，网恋对象的话没一句是知道。

The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and not a word of online love object is true.

有一种悲哀比如说，这道数学题已经超出了，我的语文表达出来范围。

There is a kind of sadness called, this math problem has gone beyond my understanding of Chinese.

懒是每个人的特质，而我把它释放到了极致。

Lazy is everyone's nature, and I release it to the extreme.

之前说话记得反着来，毕竟生活最喜欢的，就是打脸。

After all, the favorite thing in life is slapping face.

让师生拿着智能手机际网路课，不就是，让师父警卫蟠桃园吗？

Let the students take the mobile phone online class, is not, let the monkey king guard flat peach garden?

我不是那种，落井下石的人，我会直接把井封了。

I'm not the kind of person who falls into the well. I'll seal the well directly.

别人有钱就存卢基，我有钱就存卡路里。

Other people save their money and I save my calories.

和游玩得来的人在一起游玩才叫游玩，和游玩不来的人在一起游玩，那种感觉就像夜班啊！

Playing with people who can play is called playing. Playing with people who can't, it's like working overtime!

我的情绪大抵可以分为四类；吃太多，睡太多，想太多，花太多。

My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much, spend too much.

竟有求学的焦虑怎么办？ 问：别慌，喝点中水躺下来往常一会儿就好了。

How does the impulse that has study suddenly do? A: don't panic. Just drink some water and lie down and have a rest.

有人告诉我：这毫无疑问从来从未比爱情更是复杂的东西了，我一本高数文中滚他额头。

Someone told me: there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I threw a Book of high mathematics on his face.

爱情就是接连不断参加考试，而你连准考证都从未。

Love is an exam, and you don't even have a pass.

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